Capital B Spends $13.3M to Pump Up Bitcoin Bag, Because Who Doesn’t Want More Digital Gold? 💰🚀

Listen up, internet! Capital B (aka The Blockchain Group, if you’re feeling fancy) just dropped a fat news flash: they’re throwing a $13.3 million (yeah, with a ‘M’) party to boost their Bitcoin stash. Because, obviously, everyone needs more crypto, right? 💸✨

Their big plan? Sell some shares at a cool €2.90 each, snag about $5.8 million (€5M for the fancy folk), all scooped up by TOBAM BITCOIN ALPHA FUND—because who else? Then, they’re selling convertible bonds through their secret weapon, The Blockchain Group Luxembourg SA, at €3.66 a pop, raking in another $7.5M (€6.5M—gotta keep the euro fans happy). Bitcoin This? Might let them buy around 160 more BTC. So, in total, they could be sitting pretty with approximately 2,173 BTC. Because why not? More Bitcoin, more power, more “look at us, we’re crypto moguls”. 🚀

Basically, Capital B’s mission: crank up their bitcoin holdings per share—like they’re leveling up in a crypto video game. Fully diluted, of course. So, buckle up, crypto lovers, the Bitcoin rollercoaster just got a turbo boost. 🎢💥

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2025-08-04 14:57