Bitcoin’s price cycles are about as predictable as your neighbor’s Wi-Fi signal—flaky, frustrating, and just when you think you’ve got it figured out, it throws a tantrum. Lately, though, the “cycle theory” has been getting the cold shoulder from crypto enthusiasts, who’d rather blame the moon phases or a rogue squirrel than admit they might’ve miscalculated.
Enter the new kids on the block: institutional investors, strutting in like they own the place with their fancy ETFs and spreadsheets. These corporate bigwigs are rewriting the rulebook, but here’s the kicker: their shiny new toys might just be the spark that lights the next bear market. Because nothing says “stability” like a bunch of suits with no skin in the game.
Why Corporate Tourists Might Crash the Crypto Carnival 🎢
Crypto analyst Burak Tamac, in a recent X post (because who needs privacy?), dropped a truth bomb: the latest corporate buyers of Bitcoin could be the ones dragging BTC into its next bear pit. Why? Meet Michael Saylor of Strategy, who casually mentioned on a livestream that his firm could survive an 80% price drop while still paying dividends. Saylor even added that a 95% crash might cause a hiccup, but hey, “eventually, we’ll catch up.” Because nothing says “reassurance” like admitting you’re one deep correction away from financial whiplash.
Tamac, ever the optimist, pointed out that Strategy’s early 2020 BTC purchases were a bargain compared to newer players who bought near the peak. These fresh-faced institutions, with their sky-high acquisition prices, are now sitting ducks. If BTC plummets, they’ll likely panic-sell like they’re fleeing a sinking cruise ship. And let’s be honest, who wouldn’t?
Bitcoin’s Price: Still Bored 😴
As of now, Bitcoin’s hanging around $112,860, doing the equivalent of a toddler pretending to care about broccoli. According to CoinGecko, it’s dipped over 4% in a week—probably because the market’s too busy arguing about ETFs to notice.
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2025-08-03 20:23