Coinbase’s Mid-August Shake-Up: Who’s Getting the Boot? 🚀🤔

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So, apparently Coinbase decided to give some assets the ol’ heave-ho. Like a judge on a reality show, they confirmed it’s all about their routine asset review—because nothing says ‘we care’ like scrutinizing your crypto crushes. Followed by a big, dramatic pause, of course.

The magic word? Delisting. It’s happening across Coinbase Simple, Advanced Trade, Coinbase Exchange, and Prime—basically everywhere except the moon. Until then, traders can still tinker with those open orders, but no shiny new market orders—because who needs chaos, right? Coinbase says FX smart contract and token migration issues were the culprits. Basically, the crypto equivalent of “we lost the remote.”

Meanwhile, Coinbase is staying busy—adding Bio Protocol (BIO), BankrCoin (BNKR), and Treehouse (TREE). You can buy, sell, or pretend to understand them on your phone anywhere. Level up, or so they hope.

All this chaos happens while Coinbase waves its growth flag high. Just last month, they played nice with JP Morgan Chase, linking accounts, accepting credit cards, and offering reward redemptions for crypto snacks. Plus, Samsung Pay is now in the mix—because who doesn’t want to pay for their avocado toast with crypto, right?

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2025-08-02 20:58