Visa Embraces Stablecoins and Chains: Because Regular Payments Are So Last Century 🚀

In what can only be described as a brilliant stroke of corporate genius or perhaps a desperate attempt to stay relevant, Visa has decided to throw its hat into the increasingly overcrowded ring of “Hey! We support more digital money now!” 💳💸.

Apparently, stablecoins are the new black in the financial galaxy, shining brighter with every passing crypto comet. Visa, not to be left behind in the cosmic dance, announced it’s now supporting more stablecoins (because why not add more complexity to your life?) and a handful of blockchain partners with names that sound like they belong in a fantasy novel—Stellar and Avalanche—probably because “Support for Sparkly Cloud and Explosive Mountain” didn’t sound official enough.

More Coins, Less Problems?

With a press release that sounds suspiciously like a script from a sci-fi soap opera, Visa revealed it’s partnering with Paxos to bring in not one, but two extra USD-backed stablecoins (Global Dollar and PayPal USD), plus a euro-backed one called EURC—because regular euros just aren’t European enough anymore. Viva la stablecoin revolution! 🌍

Cheers to compatibility! Now Visa supports four stablecoins and four blockchains, because supposedly, the universe needed more options before we all just give up and buy gold. They’ve been testing this out through years of “real-world pilots,” which is just corporate-speak for “we have no idea if this will work, but here’s some money.”

Notably, they collaborated with Stripe’s Bridge earlier this year, turning stablecoins into Visa cards that work in Latin America. Basically, it’s like magic—except it’s just fancy accounting and some conversions that make you wonder if your cash really exists at all.

The Power of Stability… or Something

It turns out stablecoins are becoming the new standard in high-stakes finance, doubling their market cap—because guess what? People like not losing all their money when the market sneezes. According to data from DefiLlama, they now boast a hefty $265 billion—enough zeroes to make your head spin.

And the smart money (mostly banks and big corporations) are all about stablecoins—because nothing screams “future of money” like reduced cross-border costs and a giant pile of digital cash waiting to be mishandled.

Plus, the freshly inked GENIUS Act ensures that everyone from governments to your local barista feels confident about handing over their digital paychecks—so long as they understand that “regulation” is just a fancy word for “more rules”.

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2025-08-02 01:32