If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a Bitcoin enthusiast gets his hands on a crystal ball, look no further than Samson Mow—the man who wears two hats: CEO of JAN3 and, unofficially, grand wizard of breathless Bitcoin prophecies. Mow is more bullish on Bitcoin than a parent at their child’s first T-ball game, and he’s here to let you know: hyperbitcoinization (yes, that’s a real word now) is on the horizon, and it’s apparently coming faster than a toddler who just ate an entire bag of Skittles.
Now, you might reasonably expect the road to a $1 million Bitcoin to be paved with polite, incremental gains and calm, composed financial markets sipping tea in the shade. According to Mow, however, that’s just not how Bitcoin—and for that matter, life—likes to roll. In an interview, Mow described a path to crypto riches that’s less “gentle stroll through the tulips,” more “tornado rips the roof off your local fiat bank.”
The $1 Million Scenario: Eat Your Heart Out, Wall Street
Mow’s vision is exciting, depending on how you feel about chaos. Bitcoin is going to the moon, but it’s not booking a leisurely ticket on Apollo. Oh no. It’s clinging to a rocket that’s been strapped to a shopping cart and set on fire. He put it this way: it will likely be a “very short and violent upheaval that sends us there in a matter of weeks to months.” (You know it’s serious when your economic forecast sounds like a promo for a disaster movie.)
Violent upheaval is the most likely scenario. #Bitcoin
— Samson Mow (@Excellion) July 8, 2025
Why the drama? Well, those creaky old fiat currencies aren’t just going to quietly bow out and take up knitting. No, they’re going to fail “spectacularly,” a bit like your uncle trying to assemble IKEA furniture after two beers. According to Mow, that’s the spark that sends Bitcoin prices into the stratosphere. Who needs a slow burn when you can have pyrotechnics?
Hyperbitcoinization: Coming to a Country Near You (Whether You Like It or Not)
Hyperbitcoinization, in case you missed the memo, is the theoretical moment when everyone, everywhere, suddenly decides Bitcoin isn’t just for crypto nerds and Twitter arguments. Mow says this wild, woolly utopia is being ushered in by governments mining Bitcoin out in the open, like Bhutan, who—fascinatingly—have been quietly racking up enough coin since 2019 to make Scrooge McDuck break into a sweat. Their stash now reportedly approaches a trillion dollars. (Yes, that’s trillion with a “t.” Bhutan! Who knew?)
Big, energy-glutted countries are eyeing their spare megawatts like a kid eying leftover Halloween candy: “Let’s just mine some Bitcoin and see what happens!” According to Mow, this trend isn’t just going to continue, it’s about to go global. Picture governments issuing sovereign debt—the kind that gets politicians all hot and bothered—then using the proceeds to hoard Bitcoin the way suburbanites collect useless kitchen gadgets.
And if you need proof this works, Mow points to Michael Saylor and his company, who quite literally turned “let’s print money to buy Bitcoin” into an art form. Now, Mow figures it’s only a matter of time before every country takes a whirl at funding themselves via Bitcoin—possibly after Googling “how to run a Bitcoin node” and then calling their nephew for tech support.
In conclusion, if Mow’s predictions are anything to go by, you might want to buckle up, stock up on snacks, and keep a stiff upper lip: the Bitcoin rollercoaster could start faster—and be even weirder—than anyone expects. 🎢✨
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