June passed over the Bitcoin and Ethereum plains as quiet as a dust cloud on a windless day. The folks out here — traders, dreamers, and gamblers alike — watched as volatility shrank and the world’s squabbles tossed a few rocks into the river, but the water hardly rippled.
Now, on the argyle-tiled floors of Derive.xyz’s on-chain saloon, the options crowd is whispering about July storms. Outside, the analysts lean on the porch rail, calling the last month one long, drawn-out shrug — you might say the market looked at global chaos and said, “Not today, Satan.”
Sean Dawson, Derive’s head sawbones for market ailments, passed around the latest report: Traders looked the Middle East ruckus square in the teeth and decided it wasn’t turning into the apocalypse — but markets still howled for a moment, like coyotes spooked by a passing train.
Twice in June, Bitcoin tripped and faceplanted below $100,000 when the sabers rattled loudest, June 13 and 22—then dusted itself off and chased back over $107,000 with the gusto of a ranch dog hearing the dinner bell. Ethereum, that old mule, wobbled from $2,600 to $2,200 before finding its footing and pretending it hadn’t panicked for a second.
Implied volatility? Went from spicy to “Midwest bland.” Bitcoin’s 30-day measure drooped from 44% to 36%. Ethereum lagged behind, dreaming dreams of 68% glory before waking up to 60%. Dawson reckons traders packed their lunch for a picnic, not a hurricane, and somehow, picnic weather is what they got.
Positioning Reflects Expectations of Larger Moves Ahead
Now July looms. Over at Derive’s trading pit, options positions around $130,000 and $90,000 for Bitcoin sprawl like haphazard chess pieces. Nobody knows if the bull or the bear is about to break the table, but everyone’s peeking under the tablecloth anyway.
The house math says only a 10% shot for Bitcoin to hit $130K by August’s end. But you try telling a trader to fold their cards — they’d sooner wrestle a greased pig.

Broader winds—macroeconomics, they say—are picking up. The US labor report strutted onto the scene Thursday, tossing out a 4.1% unemployment rate and making rate-cut dreamers spill their coffee. Apparently, the CME FedWatch tool is betting 95% that rate cuts will be as scarce as rainfall in July.
Inflation and interest rates still ride herd over investor nerves. And so, the crypto options crowd sits, wary but itching for the next dust-up.
Ethereum Sentiment Leans Bullish Amid Fundamental Catalysts
Ethereum, meanwhile, is growing a swagger. July’s calls for ETH see nearly 80% of bets stacked higher than $3,000. Nearly 30% reach for the clouds above $3,500—ambition as tall as a granary silo.
Dawson—an aficionado of narratives and midnight optimism—credits Robinhood’s plan for tokenized stocks and a Layer 2 brain transplant built on Arbitrum. In other words: Ethereum suddenly feels useful, not just pretty.
“Traders are betting on a big July. With volatility squashed like a bug and positions all over the road, everyone’s eyes are glued to the Fed, government scribblings, and any whiff of foreign fireworks. ETH has the tall-tale advantage, but Bitcoin’s options book is a coiled rattler waiting to strike.”
Featured image created with DALL-E, Chart from TradingView. But really, the drama’s all courtesy of the markets—Mother Nature’s finest comedy show. 🎭
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