Coinbase Enthusiastically Embraces Fartcoin and Subsquid—Price Spikes! 🚀

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Coinbase, the colossal behemoth of American cryptocurrency exchanges, has graced us with its latest revelation: Fartcoin (FARTCOIN) and Subsquid (SQD) are now boldly etched onto its sacred listing roadmap. Truly, marvel at this grand revelation, for dreams truly do come true, even if they smell a bit funny.

Following this luminous announcement, both of these new tokens—yes, tokens that once merely existed in the obscure corners of the internet—witnessed modest, almost teasingly modest, price bumps. Perhaps even winking at us in sardonic approval.

FARTCOIN and SQD Step Into the Limelight of Coinbase’s Listing Roadmap

Fartcoin, a meme-inspired contraption operating on Solana (SOL), and Subsquid, a decentralized data lake and query engine on Arbitrum (ARB)—oh, the grandeur of such titles—have now joined the esteemed ranks of assets under consideration for trading on Coinbase’s platform. Yes, a mighty procession of tokens marching toward the promised land of commerce.

The noble exchange made it clear—oh, spare us the suspense—they are not yet available for trading. The launch hinges on market-making support and suitable technical infrastructure—because setting up a meme coin on a grand exchange is apparently not as simple as meme-ing around. Once the stars align, expect more announcements, perhaps with a dramatic flourish.

“The Solana network (SPL token) contract address for Fartcoin (FARTCOIN) is 9BB6NFEcjBCtnNLFko2FqVQBq8HHM13kCyYcdQbgpump. The Arbitrum contract address for Subsquid (SQD) is 0x1337420dED5ADb9980CFc35f8f2B054ea86f8aB1,” Coinbase posted with the gravity of a sage unveiling a prophecy.

Coinbase’s endorsement—cue heavenly choir—sparked a market frenzy for FARTCOIN. It shot up approximately 14%, then slowed down for a modest walk back. As of now, this meme marvel trades at $1.04, a 9.8% boost that makes one wonder if humor still has monetary value. The 24-hour trading volume exploded to $411 million, a colossal 100.3% leap, reminding us that in crypto, volumes are often exaggerated tales of the night.

This turbulence propelled Fartcoin firmly into the top six trending cryptocurrencies on CoinGecko, standing there like a proud rooster crowing amidst the barnyard chaos.

SQD, the more modest companion, limped along with a 9% rise post-endorsement. After a slight correction, it was perched at $0.20, still clinging to a 6.1% gain—enough to keep the skeptics mildly interested.

This spectacle follows Coinbase’s recent gala honoring PancakeSwap (CAKE)—the native token of BNB Chain’s largest decentralized exchange (DEX). CAKE initially surged 5.8% in its debut, only to be humbled and decline by 6.8%, proving that in crypto, nothing lasts forever—except perhaps the memes and sarcasm.

Such rise-and-fall patterns mimic earlier showings, like Ethena (ENA), which appeared and disappeared faster than a mirage in the desert. BeInCrypto reports that the exchange added ENA earlier this week, immediately heralding a rapid official listing—and just as quickly, we forget it ever existed.

“Trading will begin on or after 9AM PT on 5 June, 2025, if liquidity conditions are met. Once enough of this elusive asset is gathered, trading on the ENA-USD pair will commence in phases,” the exchange declared with bureaucratic solemnity. “Support may be limited in some jurisdictions,”—because convenience is overrated.

This latest chapter underscores Coinbase’s relentless endeavor to expand its crowning collection of cryptocurrencies—because the more tokens, the more amusing the chaos, and the greater the spectacle of market cap and misadventure. Buckle up, dear reader: the meme revolution marches on, with a pinch of sarcasm and a dash of humor. 🚀😂

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2025-06-06 08:03