Ethereum‘s Last Stand: A Comedy of Errors and Ambitions
In the grim shadows of Bitcoin‘s inevitable plunge, Ethereum dares to dream, climbing above $2,550, as if it were the hero of some tragic play. Yet, beneath this superficial ascent lies a tangle of resistance levels, like a maze designed by a sadist — resistance at $2,640 and $2,665, looming like gremlins trying to pull ETH back into the abyss.
- Ethereum, like a desperate narrator, begins again above the $2,550 mark, perhaps foolishly believing in redemption.
- It trades proudly above the $2,550 level and the 100-hourly Simple Moving Average — think of it as a thin shield against the inevitable chaos.
- A rising channel takes form, supporting ETH at $2,600 — a fragile construct on the edge of collapse, reminiscent of a house of cards built by an overconfident fool.
- If ETH slips below $2,600, oh, the tragedy! The losses might extend, dragging it further into the depths of despair — a descent unlikely to be graceful.
Ethereum: The Melancholy King of Consolidation
Our valiant ETH, having conquered the $2,500 fortress, surpasses resistance levels at $2,520 and $2,550, perhaps thinking it has beaten the odds — only to realize that markets are more cruel than a Dostoevsky novel. It tests the $2,665 barrier and lurks near $2,677, but just as the hero catches his breath, it dips below $2,620, a painful reminder that fate is unyielding.
Now, trading above $2,550, ETH is caught in a tightening grip of support and resistance — between $2,640 and $2,665, like a prisoner pacing in a cell, dreaming of freedom that might yet be lost.
If it dares to climb above $2,720, perhaps a larger ascent to $2,780 is within reach, promising a brief illusion of victory — or so the market whispers, mocking the naive.

Should ETH breach the $2,780 threshold, it may surge towards $2,880 or even $2,920, like a madman chasing shadows, convinced perhaps that the gods favor such hubris.
The Downward Abyss Beckons?
But beware, for should Ethereum falter at the $2,665 resistance, the descent begins — support at $2,600, then $2,575, and alas, the lower realms at $2,500 beckon like sirens singing of despair. If these supports fail, the price may dash to $2,420 or even $2,350, crashing like a tragic hero betrayed by his own hubris.
On the technical front, the MACD grimly points downward, and the RSI below 50, signaling that sentiment has turned sour — a reminder that even the most optimistic players are often fools in the face of fate.
Major support stands stubbornly at $2,575, a perhaps illusion of safety; resistance at $2,665, a barrier only the brave or the reckless dare challenge.
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