Crypto Stocks Are Going Nuts! Can You Believe It? 🤯

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Alright, folks, the US crypto stocks are back, like a bad sitcom character you can’t escape. Marathon, Riot, and CleanSpark—yeah, they’re making moves. Big ones. Who knew? 😂

They just dropped their May 2025 updates—’cause nothing says “investor enthusiasm” like announcing how much Bitcoin they mined. Fancy, huh?

Mara Holdings (MARA)

So, Mara, or as I like to call it, the “Bitcoin miner that won’t stop,” hit a new monthly record in May—950 BTC, up 35%. That’s right, 950! Who knew digital gold could be this… prolific?

They mined 282 blocks—38% more than last time—talk about a busy mining farm. And their hashrate? 58.3 EH/s. Sounds impressive, right? Or like a spaceship? Either way.

The stock is trading at $15.21. A 7% jump! Maybe the bulls are feeling brave. Or just confused. Either way, the ‘Balance of Power’—a fancy way to say who’s winning—stands at 0.92. Hmm, buy pressure is nibbling at it.

If the buyers keep at it, we might see this puppy hit $15.50. But watch out—if the sell-offs come back, it could slip to $14.80. Because nothing says “investment” like a wild ride! 😅

Riot Platforms (RIOT)

Next up, Riot—like a rally that never ends… well, until it does. In May, they mined 514 BTC—an 11% bump from April. They’re really digging into this Bitcoin thing, huh?

They’re hanging out in Texas and Kentucky—because who wouldn’t want to mine Bitcoin in those glamorous places? Anyway, their stock opened at $8.93 and jumped 6%. Looks like someone’s feeling optimistic—or just desperate for gains.

If the buying spree continues, maybe they’ll punch through the $9.40 ceiling. Cross our fingers, or whatever’s left of our sanity. But if everyone decides to sell (boo!), it might drop back to about $8.19. Fun times.

CleanSpark (CLSK)

And then we have CleanSpark—famous for increasing their hashrate 7.5%, now at 45.6 EH/s. That’s a lot of electric noise. They’ve also got over 12,500 BTC sitting around—no new shares issued since November. Solid, right?

Trading at $9.15, up 7%. The Elder-Ray Index—yes, they still have indices—says buyers are feeling confident (at 0.11). Looks like they’re hoping this momentum keeps going.

If they do, this thing might go to $9.29. But if traders get bored, it could sink back to $8.75—because everyone loves a good selloff. Womp womp.

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2025-06-04 21:36