Bitcoin Bonanza: Semler’s Digital Gold Rush 🚀💰

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What’s the scoop? 🔍

  • Semler Scientific, that charming company with a penchant for high-tech wizardry, has added 185 Bitcoin to its treasure chest for a mere $20 million—roughly the cost of a luxury yacht, but who’s counting? 🤷‍♂️ Between May 23 and June 3, 2025, no less, financed by its ATM profit parade.
  • Their digital vault now holds a staggering 4,449 BTC, worth about $467 million—imagine that, almost half a billion—at a current value nudging just above $105,000 per coin. Talk about a digital ‘riches in waiting,’ eh? 💸

Semler (SMLR), ever the pioneering financier of pixelated prosperity, continues its quest—buying and multiplying bitcoins at an average cost of about $92,158 per shiny digital dodo. The latest caper, snagging 185 BTC for a paltry $107,974 each, exemplifies their unrelenting obsession with crypto riches.

Funding this latest spree? A generous infusion from their $500 million April 15 stock market bonanza, where they sold 3.5 million shares—raising a tidy $136.2 million—probably to keep the crypto dreams alive and kicking. Because why not? 📈

Meanwhile, their Bitcoin yield—ah, the sweet nectar of digital dividends—is pathetically impressive at 26.7% year-to-date, like the stock market’s bittersweet lovechild. While their shares drift in premarket limbo, overall, they have tumbled 35% in 2025, proving once again that even in the glittering realm of crypto, patience is a virtue and perhaps a vice. 😅

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2025-06-04 16:49