Crypto Queen of Bangkok Busted: $300M Gone, Busted, and Possibly Drinking Tea Already

Crypto Queen of Bangkok Busted: $300M Gone, Busted, and Possibly Drinking Tea Already

Ah, the glorious world of crypto, where fortunes are made faster than you can say “blockchain” and just as easily lost. Enter Madam Ngo, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Crypto,” who thought she could conjure a fortune worth three hundred million dollars out of thin air—or at least out of the gullibility of over two thousand investors. 🎩💸

Interpol, ever diligent, finally caught up with her in the bustling Watthana area of Bangkok, where she was reportedly lounging in a hotel suite—probably counting her ill-gotten gains or planning her next big scam. Accompanied by her trusted bodyguards—Ta Dinh Phuoc and Trong Khuyen Trong, who apparently believed long visas are a renewable resource—they were all arrested, proving once again that crime just can’t be vacation-proof.

Madam Ngo, with the charm of a snake oil salesperson and the honesty of a cat burglar, promised investors a 20-30% monthly profit—because who doesn’t love guaranteed gains with zero risk? Naturally, as wise folks have suspected since the dawn of Ponzi, she took their money, ran faster than her dodgy crypto scheme, and used convoluted laundering schemes to hide her treasure. Yes, smart moves, if you enjoy losing your money and trusting a scammer with a PhD in deception.

Her scheme targeted mostly innocent Vietnamese citizens—perhaps because they’re known for their love of coffee and high hopes in the crypto world. She played on their trust using glamorous influencers and fake success stories, proving that in crypto, all that glitters isn’t gold but probably just another scam. 🙄🤥

Now, as the Thai and Vietnamese authorities scramble to untangle her web of lies and elusive coins, one thing is clear: the crypto jungle is as wild as ever. This reminds us all that in a world where regulation is as sparse as honesty, scammers like Madam Ngo flourish. So, keep your eyes open and your wallets closed—unless you fancy a trip to Scamland, population: *you*.

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2025-05-28 17:09

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