BTC to the MOON?! 🚀 Trader’s Wild Prediction!

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Right, listen up, you lot! This crypto chap, James Wynn – sounds a bit like a sneeze, doesn’t it? 🤧 – has made a rather BOLD prediction about Bitcoin. Seems he reckons it’s going to go absolutely bonkers 🤪, hitting some ludicrous all-time high. Now, the price has been dithering about like a headless chicken 🐔 between $102,000 and $106,000. Honestly, you’d think it’d make up its mind!

Bitcoin Price Holding On (Like a Limpet!)

Wynn, who apparently has a lot of followers on that X thing (formerly Twitter, whatever that is), is convinced Bitcoin is going to keep climbing. He says it found its bottom at $74,000 (probably down the back of the sofa🛋️), and now it’s stuck in this tight little channel.

According to Wynn, the fact that Bitcoin hasn’t plummeted into the abyss despite being poked and prodded by bearish forces is a sign. He even brushed off some “fakeout” nonsense over the weekend, blaming those pesky market makers! Apparently, they were just squeezing the last drops of juice out of latecomers. Now that they’ve liquidated everyone, there’s no reason to keep the price down. Clever, eh? 😈

For the moment, the price is showing a lot of stubbornness above $100,000. Wynn believes this is because of some “psychological support” at that level. Even the market makers, with all their sneaky tricks, might not be able to shove it below!

BTC Turning Bullish (Like a Raging Bull!)

Not only is there this “psychological support” thingy, but Bitcoin is also looking rather feisty on the charts. Wynn points out that the bulls (not the four-legged kind 🐂, sadly) were “engulfing candles” on the hourly. Panic selling ensued, weaklings were thrown overboard, and the market makers ran out of puff!

And get this: Bitcoin is finally “bullish” on the weekly MACD. Apparently, this is a big deal because the last time that happened, Bitcoin went completely bananas and hit a new all-time high!

Wynn calls the current market silliness “short-term noise” before the next big surge. His target for Bitcoin? A whopping $118,000 by the end of next week! If that happens, we might see Bitcoin doing a little jig 💃 in May and June. “Don’t fumble your bag,” he advises, “follow proper risk management, and look forward to the new highs!” As if it’s that easy, the cheeky blighter! 😜

Wynn has become quite the celebrity in the crypto world for his risky, high-leverage trades on the Hyperliquid platform. Apparently, he’s traded over $3.7 billion (that’s a lot of lollipops! 🍭) and has a profit of almost $50 million. His account balance is now above $58.4 million, making him one of the top dogs on the platform. Good for him, I say! I’m off to buy a lottery ticket. 🤞

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2025-05-21 16:52