You Won’t Believe What SHIB’s Marketing Maven Thinks of Token Burns! 🐕🔥

In the ever-mysterious corridors of the SHIB team, the enigmatic Lucie—who apparently is more secretive than a Moscow informant in a trench coat—has unleashed a tirade sharper than a vodka hangover against audacious coin creators who torch tokens just to hype their own projects. Oh, SHIB burns were most definitely on her menu 🍖.

But Lucie, wielding her rhetoric like a fencer with a shiny sabre, didn’t stop there. She rattled off not one, but two radical suggestions for those who wish to support their tokens—without shamelessly name-dropping Shiba Inu. Yes, it’s possible! Probably as rare as a three-headed dog at the Moscow zoo, but possible.

“Crypto Nonsense of Dostoyevskian Proportions”

Witness the drama: Lucie, with the flair of an insulted theater actress, derided third-party attempts to burn SHIB as the wildest, most laughable buffoonery since the invention of the perpetual motion machine. She declared, “the biggest crypto nonsense” she ever witnessed—using a hapless, anonymous s*coin (imagine, a nobody!) to burn one’s favorite asset.

The biggest crypto nonsense I’ve ever seen: using an unknown shitcoin to burn your favorite asset.
If you want to support your token, burn directly or just buy more.
Without proper, persistent daily burns, it’s all nonsense.
We’ve witnessed this firsthand with SHIB — 100x – all…
— 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐄 (@LucieSHIB) May 13, 2025

Her recommendation for aspiring crypto impresarios? Don’t beat around the bush. Either set the tokens ablaze yourself, or open the purse and buy them! Just don’t mask your intentions with second-rate pageantry. Daily, consistent burning is the only path, according to Madame Lucie. Anything else is, well, the stuff of tall tales and crypto bedtime stories.

If you thought this saga ended in the last act, think again! The annals of U.Today record mighty conflagrations earlier this year and at the close of 2024. March saw monsters CENT—no, not the coin in your pocket, the meme team—banishing not one, but a billion SHIB tokens to the netherworld. Ships passing in Shiba Inu night, even SquidGrow’s anonymous captain decided to burn billions more in November, for reasons only Tolstoy could fathom.

“This Is Peak Gimmickry” 🤖

“Was this all just bias, or pure crypto sanity?” Even the algorithmic oracle agreed, calling the act of using an unknown “burn” token as empty as a Soviet breadline and—how poetic—a “trap.”

— 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐄 (@LucieSHIB) May 13, 2025

The bot, apparently eager to join in, droned that “true support” means burns from actual project coffers, automatic and transparent like a bank clerk with nothing to hide, or by rallying the community for on-chain pyrotechnics anyone can count. If blockchain can track it, you can trust it… probably.

Today’s Burning Question: 28 Million SHIB Up In Smoke 🔥

As tracked by the rather melodramatic Shibburn chronicle, in the last 24 hours, the Shiba Inu faithful have managed to immolate 28,793,847 SHIB tokens. Perhaps some bargained with Mephistopheles, perhaps others just got bored.

And yet, the epic burn rate? Well, with a monumental bump of just 1.76%, it’s less “Burning of Moscow,” more “Damp fireworks at the dacha.”

2025-05-14 13:07

“Crypto Nonsense of Dostoyevskian Proportions”

Today’s Burning Question: 28 Million SHIB Up In Smoke 🔥

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