This Analyst Predicts Dogecoin Could Moonshot Past $0.60 (& Maybe Take Your Cat With It)

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There once lived an analyst, a certain MCO, who, with the solemnity of a Moscow professor and the twinkling optimism of a street magician, addressed his mighty YouTube assembly of 292,000 souls. “Comrades! Dogecoin, that capricious memecoin, has not lost its scent,” declared MCO (though one must wonder whether he consults the stars or just a particularly frisky French bulldog). It is marching bravely along the Elliott-wave cobblestones, its path toward that mythic $0.60 price believed to be littered with both fortune and existential dread.

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Forty-eight hours had hardly tiptoed by since Dogecoin collapsed melodramatically to $0.163, yet MCO insisted the world relax: Fibonacci support—of the sacred, fourth-wave variety—stood firm as a babushka guarding her last cabbage. “Behold!” cried our analyst, showing his chart as if it contained the recipe for life itself, “between 15.5 and 16.8 cents, Fibonacci’s justice reigns. The bounce is real. The fifth wave can, in theory, arise. Or at least it mutters about it over weak tea.”

Dogecoin Chart, probably drawn by a nervous telegraph operator

The mysterious $0.18 level, visible only to those blessed with Elliott-wave vision and high caffeine tolerance, sits like a sphinx in the sand. If Dogecoin perches heroically above it, all is well, and the local bears look appropriately foolish. Fall below, and suddenly it’s May 6th all over again, with weeping investors and wild dogs roaming the crypto steppes.

Yet, for now, Dogecoin’s ascent has all the energy of a Soviet elevator—retesting $0.193 but refusing to fully embrace its fifth wave destiny. MCO, ever the optimist or the cruel tease, rattles off Fibonacci extension numbers (123.6%, 138.2%, 161.8%) like a roulette croupier on a hot streak. If DOGE musters strength, perhaps it climbs past $0.193 toward something more glamorous. Or perhaps it broods around the 20-cent range, smoking a melancholy cigarette by the canal.

Of course, should Dogecoin tumble disastrously beneath $0.18, the analyst isn’t worried—at least, not outwardly. “It’s a B-wave pullback!” he proclaims, as if conjuring away disaster with academic jargon. So long as DOGE remains above $0.163, the grand narrative remains intact—a wide ABC structure, leading, presumably, to another hopeful moonshot and a fresh cycle of memes.

MCO, committed to both clarity and ambiguity, offers this striking tableau: Above $0.18, the bears must wear hats of shame. Below, the question becomes whether this latest swing is a mere warm-up before a true, glorious, wallet-draining rally. “A direct move up is possible,” he concluded, “but if we crash… well, the plot thickens.”

At the time of this dramatic narration, DOGE trades at $0.205—neither here nor there, much like a Muscovite taxi driver contemplating the price of potatoes.

Yet another chart: for all your existential and speculative needs

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2025-05-09 17:32