Why Everyone’s Suddenly Obsessed With $1,367 ETH (And It’s Not Aliens)

So, there’s this crypto wizard named Ali (@ali_charts), who swears he’s uncovered the secret magical number where Ethereum ($ETH) buyers suddenly stop crying and start dancing — historically speaking, anyway.

Ali, who clearly talks to graphs more than people, points us to these mystical “MVVR Pricing Bands.” Think of them as the financial equivalent of that annoying little voice inside your head constantly whispering, “Is this overpriced or a steal?” These bands measure how Ethereum’s street price compares to its “realized” price, which is finance-speak for “what it’s actually worth, sort of.”

According to Ali’s magical tweeting powers, the sweet spot on that mystical graph is $1,367 — a buying price that apparently turns normal mortals into profit-wielding wizards. So if you want to join the club of people who look like they know what they’re doing (or just feel smarter while losing less money), keep your eye on Ethereum dipping below that number like it’s the last shrimp at a party.

Of course, before you go all-in on this financial crystal ball, remember the universal truth: markets can be as predictable as a squirrel on espresso. Do your research, maybe consult a psychologist, or just throw a dart at the board. But hey, now you have a cool number to shout out at parties. 💸🚀

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