Bitcoin‘s 25% Journey to the Next Halving: A Tale of Digital Dreams
Ah, Bitcoin—the digital gold that never ceases to amuse, frustrate, and occasionally make us question our life choices. Since its mysterious inception in 2009, it has undergone three halving rituals—like a bizarre, high-stakes game of “cut the reward in half.” The first, on Nov. 28, 2012, saw the reward shrink from a generous 50 BTC to a more modest 25 BTC—because who needs that much Bitcoin, right? Then came the second halving on July 9, 2016, slashing rewards to 12.5 BTC, and the third on May 11, 2020, trimming it further to 6.25 BTC. And now, in a move that surprises no one, the latest halving on April 20, 2024, cut rewards from 6.25 BTC to a tiny 3.125 BTC—because apparently, Bitcoin likes to keep us on our toes.
But wait, there’s more! The next halving, scheduled for 2028 at block 1,050,000, is still a distant dream—like waiting for your favorite band to reunite. Currently, Bitcoin has hit a shiny 25% milestone on its journey—yes, a quarter of the way there—like a marathon runner taking a coffee break at the halfway point. According to the wise sages of on-chain sources, the 2028 halving might happen around March or April, but hey, who really knows? The countdown clock is ticking at 25.05%, which is just enough to keep investors nervously biting their nails and dreaming of the next big thing.
In the meantime, Bitcoin is trading at $84,029—less than its January high of $109,114, but hey, who’s counting? Just remember: in the world of crypto, patience is a virtue, and halving is just the universe’s way of saying, “Hold my beer.”

And as “Root,” the on-chain oracle, tweets with the wisdom of a fortune-teller, “We’re 25% through the cycle.” So, buckle up, crypto enthusiasts—this rollercoaster isn’t stopping anytime soon. 🚀💸
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2025-04-16 19:15