Bitcoin Bonanza: Meliuz’s Wild Crypto Gamble Shocks Wall Street!
In a move that’s either genius or completely bananas 🍌, Meliuz dropped a bombshell in a securities filing on Monday. They’re planning to go all-in on Bitcoin, making it the star of their treasury reserve model. Because, why not? 🤷♂️
The proposal, set to be debated by shareholders on May 6, is basically the company saying, “Hey, let’s throw some digital gold into the mix and see what happens!” It’s a bold strategy, Cotton—let’s see if it pays off. 🎲
Meliuz Goes Full Crypto Crazy
Meliuz, the cashback and financial services wizards, revealed that their board is backing a plan to tweak the company’s bylaws. The goal? To officially make Bitcoin part of their business purpose. Because nothing says “serious financial strategy” like investing in internet money. 💰
Sure, Meliuz has dabbled in Bitcoin before, but this time they’re doubling down like a gambler at a Vegas blackjack table. The filing even declared Bitcoin as the “main strategic asset” in their reserve policy. Because when the world’s on fire 🔥, why not bet on a digital currency that’s as stable as a caffeinated squirrel? 🐿️
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