Funds Forever Delayed! 😭

Ah, WazirX, that beacon of reliability and swift action! 🙄 Once again, they’ve treated their loyal users to a delightful surprise: the distribution of the remaining user funds has been gracefully waltzed into the distant future of May 2025. Yes, you read that right, another delay! It seems time flows differently in the world of crypto exchanges, especially when it comes to giving back what’s rightfully yours. 💸

One might think that distributing funds is a straightforward task, akin to, say, counting coins in a piggy bank. But alas, WazirX has discovered new and exciting ways to complicate matters. They cite “internal reasons” for this latest setback, those mysterious and ever-convenient “internal reasons.” It’s a wonder they don’t just blame gremlins in the system. 👻 No detailed explanations, of course; why bother enlightening the poor souls who entrusted their hard-earned money to them?

So, dear users, brace yourselves for yet another month of anticipation. As the new distribution plan slowly takes shape, like a glacier carving its way through the landscape, remember that patience is a virtue – especially when you have no other choice. 😂 Perhaps by 2025, we’ll all be living on Mars, and these funds will be useful for buying Martian real estate. Until then, keep dreaming! 🚀

2025-04-11 15:38

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