Oy vey! 🤦♂️ Would you believe these meshugge folks at VanEck and Nasdaq are schmoozing with the SEC again? They’re trying to cook up another one of those fancy-schmancy ETFs, this time for something called Avalanche. Such a dramatic name – what is it, a skiing accident waiting to happen? 🎿
They’re filling out more paperwork than my mother’s recipe collection – something called a 19b-4 form. Such bureaucracy! In my day, we just traded baseball cards behind the schoolyard! 🏈
So get this – if these bigshot machers get their way, regular schmoes like you and me can invest in AVAX without actually buying the cryptocurrency. It’s like getting married without the mother-in-law – sounds too good to be true! 💍
VanEck, these ambitious plotzers, they’re not stopping at Bitcoin and Ethereum. No, no, no! They want the whole mishpacha of crypto! What’s next – a cryptocurrency based on chicken soup? 🍜
And now for the numbers, darling – AVAX is trading at $17.83. Up 3%! Such nachas! The price is bouncing around like my nephew at his bar mitzvah – between $17.28 and $18.74. Could be worse, could be better. Like my Uncle Shlomo always says, “As long as it’s not going down like my wife’s brisket!” 📊
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