Now, listen here. The market, she was a-sufferin’. Like a dust bowl farmer starin’ at a cracked field, things were lookin’ grim. Then comes along ol’ Trump, with a pause on them tariffs. A pause, mind you, not a full stop. More like a comma in a run-on sentence of economic woes. 🙄
China, well, they weren’t exactly invited to this here party. Seems like everyone else got a break, but not them. Probably ’cause they got all the good fireworks. 🧨
But then the crypto market, like a stubborn weed pushin’ through concrete, decided to perk up. Bitcoin and Ethereum, they stretched their legs and yawned, seein’ some daylight after a long nap.
Them stocks, they went wild too. Like a bunch of jackrabbits after a rain. Galaxy Digital, it soared higher than a buzzard on a hot day. And them Bitcoin miners, they were grinnin’ like possums eatin’ persimmons.
Bitcoin itself, it jumped. Ethereum and Ripple, they hitched a ride on the bandwagon, too. Folks started believin’ again, like a revival meetin’ in a drought.
But hold on, ’cause China, they ain’t ones to take a punch lyin’ down. They hit back harder than a mule kick. Tariffs on U.S. goods, restrictions on American companies. It’s like watchin’ two scorpions in a bottle. 🦂
Them Chinese finance folks, they were huffin’ and puffin’, sayin’ it was a mistake on top of a mistake. Accordin’ to them it “seriously infringes of China’s legitimate rights and interests and seriously undermines the rules-based multilateral trading system.”
And through all this mess, the crypto market, it stood tall. Like a lone oak in a hurricane.
The whole dang market cap, it swelled up like a tick on a hound dog. Bitcoin, Ethereum, Ripple – they were all struttin’ their stuff.
Some fella named Richard Teng, from Binance, he reckons Bitcoin’s gonna come out stronger. Like a blacksmith hammerin’ steel in the heat of the forge. 🔨
He said, “Many long-term holders continue to view Bitcoin and other digital assets as resilient during periods of economic stress and shifting policy dynamics.”
So there you have it. A pause, a rally, a retaliation, and a market that just won’t quit. It’s enough to make a fella go bald from scratchin’ his head. 🤷♂️
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