So, Park—apparently a guy who knows things—says Trump’s trade war is basically a giant piñata of economic instability. Governments will start printing money like it’s Monopoly night, and fiat currencies will become as valuable as a Blockbuster gift card. Enter Bitcoin, the shiny, digital lifeboat everyone will scramble to. 🚤
Bitcoin’s Long-Term Price Surge (Because Why Not?)
As fiat currencies crumble faster than a gluten-free cookie, Park predicts Bitcoin will moon harder than a SpaceX launch. 🚀
On February 2, Park took to X (formerly Twitter, formerly the place for cat memes) to explain that Trump’s tariffs will cause inflation to spike like a bad fever. And guess who’s gonna feel it the most? Everyone outside the U.S. Because, of course, why should America suffer alone? 🌍
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Short-Term Financial Pain (Because Nothing Good Comes Easy)
Park warns that the trade war will cause short-term financial pain so severe, it’ll feel like stepping on a Lego barefoot. But hey, no pain, no gain, right? He’s betting that Bitcoin will eventually become the go-to hedge against currency depreciation, because apparently, gold is so 2010. 💰
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