Ah, Bitcoin. The digital currency that’s like that one friend who shows up to the party uninvited but somehow ends up being the life of it. Robert Kiyosaki, the man behind “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” is back in the news, waving his arms like a frantic lifeguard at a pool party, declaring that the biggest stock market crash in history has arrived. Spoiler alert: he’s not talking about the stock market’s performance at karaoke night.
In a recent social media post that could only be described as a financial panic attack, Kiyosaki dusted off his 2002 classic “Rich Dad’s Prophecy.” Apparently, he’s been sitting on this prophecy like a chicken on a golden egg, just waiting for the right moment to squawk. “The crash is here,” he proclaims, as if he’s just discovered that the milk in his fridge has gone sour. “We are in a recession, and more than likely, a depression.” Thanks, Robert! I was just about to invest in a lifetime supply of avocado toast.
I SHOULD NOT SAY THIS….because it’s not COOL….to say….I TOLD YOU SO…. Yet I did tell you so.
In my book RICH DAD’s PROPHECY
I warned the biggest stock market crash in history was going to wipe out the financial security of millions of investors….especially my generation….…— Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) April 4, 2025
His warning is aimed squarely at Baby Boomers, who, let’s face it, don’t have the luxury of time to recover from market losses. Kiyosaki argues that traditional investments like stocks, bonds, and mutual funds are now as risky as a blindfolded tightrope walker over a pit of alligators. Instead, he’s waving the Bitcoin flag, along with gold and silver, calling them “real money.” Because nothing says “financial security” like a digital currency that can fluctuate more than my mood on a Monday morning.
He predicts that after this market crash, the U.S. Federal Reserve and Treasury will print trillions of dollars in “fake money.” I mean, who needs Monopoly money when you can have the real thing? As paper assets lose value, Kiyosaki believes Bitcoin and other hard assets will be the shiny new toys that everyone wants to play with.
For those still clinging to their Wall Street dreams, Kiyosaki offers some sage advice: “Move away from Wall Street and consider saving in Bitcoin.” It’s like telling someone to stop eating fast food and switch to kale smoothies—easier said than done, but hey, at least you’ll feel virtuous while you’re at it. “Take care,” he warns ominously. “There are going to be rough storms ahead.” Thanks for the heads-up, Robert! I’ll be sure to pack my life raft.
As the economy shakes like a maraca at a salsa party, Bitcoin’s role as a hedge is gaining attention—especially from voices like Kiyosaki’s. So, grab your digital wallets and hold on tight; it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
Read More
- Clash Royale Best Boss Bandit Champion decks
- RAVEN2 redeem codes and how to use them (October 2025)
- Kingdom Rush Battles Tower Tier List
- Clash Royale Furnace Evolution best decks guide
- Delta Force Best Settings and Sensitivity Guide
- Cookie Run: Kingdom Boss Rush Season 2-2 Guide and Tips
- Ben Stiller Nearly Played a Doctor in Severance Season 1
- Ninja Arashi 2 Shadow’s Return expands the hit ARPG sequel with more content, ahead of Ninja Arashi 3’s launch later this year
- Kingdom Rush Battles Hero Tier List
- Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Promises More ‘Adventure’ in the Final 2 Seasons
2025-04-05 10:29