In this epoch of digital delirium, where the ruble itself seems a relic of bygone days, FAT Brands, purveyor of such gustatory delights as Fatburger, Johnny Rockets, and the noble Round Table Pizza, has decreed: henceforth, the franchisee shall render his due in the sacred coin of Bitcoin! A bold move, no doubt, and one that has set the tongues of the moneychangers wagging.
Thayer Wiederhorn, the COO of this fatty empire, in a press release that could be heard from the Nevsky Prospekt to the Kremlin walls, declared the rationale behind this leap into the digital abyss:
“As Bitcoin has morphed from a mere speculator’s plaything into a mainstream asset, we, the enlightened ones at FAT Brands, have seen the light. For our international kin, who constitute a hearty 20 percent of our franchise family, we offer this digital olive branch.”
He continued, with a twinkle in his eye that could only be matched by the shine of a freshly minted Bitcoin, “Imagine, my friends, the ease with which our franchisees across the seas shall now pay their tributes! No more will the winds of international finance delay our transactions!”
“We stand at the precipice of a new world order, where the jingle of Bitcoin in one’s digital wallet is music to the ears. We are but humble pioneers, blazing a trail for others to follow in the crypto-realm.”
As Bitcoin ascends to its throne as the currency of choice for the world’s elite and the common man alike, FAT Brands strides forward, a beacon of progress in a world mired in the muck of traditional tender. Will others follow? Only time, and the ever-fluctuating market, shall tell. 🤔💰
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