In a twist of fate that would make the Devil himself chuckle, a most intriguing chart has surfaced, courtesy of Ryan Rasmussen, the sagacious head of research at Bitwise Invest. It appears that Strategy, that behemoth of business acumen, now grasps an astonishing three-quarters of all Bitcoins held by public corporations in its iron fist… err, ledger. 🤯
As the indefatigable scribes at U.Today have seen fit to report, Strategy unveiled its most audacious Bitcoin acquisition to date in 2025 – a whopping $1.92 billion. The grand tally? A staggering 528,185 coins now reside in Strategy’s digital vaults. 🏦
The pièce de résistance? Strategy’s dominance over the corporate Bitcoin landscape has reached a dizzying 77% – a zenith not witnessed since the halcyon days of 2020, when the then-MicroStrategy first dared to be different, embracing Bitcoin as a treasury reserve asset with the fervor of a convert. 🔥
Translated into the mundane language of fiat, Strategy’s Bitcoin hoard is valued at a mouth-watering $42 billion. MARA Holdings, the distant second, can only muster a comparatively paltry $3.8 billion, akin to a peasant’s offering to a monarch. 🙏
Yet, not all are enamored with Strategy’s Bitcoin binge. The inimitable Jason Calacanis, angel investor and provocateur extraordinaire, posits that such unbridled enthusiasm serves only to exacerbate the cryptocurrency’s centralization, a critique as biting as a Moscow winter. ❄️
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2025-03-31 22:59