- Bitcoin bounces back to $88K after a nosedive, but wallet growth? Still snoozing.
- Fidelity analysts scratching their heads over Bitcoinâs returns vs. the S&P 500. Spoiler: Not great!
So, Bitcoin [BTC] is back on its feet, strutting around at $88K after a dramatic drop to $78K. You know, like a bad sitcom character who just wonât quit. But wait, whatâs this? Wallet growth is still as exciting as watching paint dry. đĽą
As our favorite cryptocurrency makes a comeback, thereâs still a nagging worry about its network growth. Itâs like a party where no one shows up, but the music is still playing. đś
Jurrien Timmer weighs in
Jurrien Timmer, the big cheese at Fidelity Investments, points out that BTCâs wallet count has barely budged in the last year. Minimal expansion? More like a snailâs pace! đ
This raises the million-dollar question: Is this price surge due to real adoption or just a bunch of folks speculating like itâs a game of Monopoly? đ˛
Timmer blames the stagnant wallet growth on U.S.-based spot ETFs and MicroStrategyâs wallet hoarding. I mean, come on! Institutional buyers only need a couple of wallets to manage their massive piles of cash. Itâs like having a few fancy shoes while the rest of us are still in flip-flops. đĄ
But donât worry, Timmer is still optimistic about BTCâs long-term future, claiming it follows the S-curve of other tech trends. Sure, buddy, letâs hope that curve doesnât turn into a flat line! đ
The power law model
Bitcoinâs value is supposed to follow the power law model, meaning it should get more valuable as more people join the party. But hey, if no oneâs showing up, howâs that supposed to work? đ¤ˇââď¸
On X, Timmer lamented,Â
âUnfortunately, this will make it more difficult to track the adoption curve going forward.â

And then thereâs Sina from 21stCapital, who chimed in,Â
âGood take. Wallet addresses are deviating from the decade-long trend.â
Bitcoin vs. stocks
Chris Kuiper, the research guru at Fidelity Digital Assets, also pointed out that Bitcoinâs performance has been about as thrilling as a trip to the dentist compared to traditional markets over the last four years. đڎ
Bitcoinâs got a 17% compound annual growth rate (CAGR), while the S&P 500 is trailing at 13%. But when you factor in risk-adjusted returns, BTC is like that friend who always shows up late to the party. Four times the volatility for a measly higher return? Yikes! đŹ
Kuiper said,Â
âSo this particular 4-year period has so far underperformed the previous cycles. If we really did peak earlier this year, then this will be quite the disappointing cycle.â
Heâs also open to the idea that this market cycle might not follow the usual script. Because why would it? That would be too easy! đ
Bitcoinâs current price action
As of now, Bitcoin is trading at $88,036.11 after a 0.64% daily bump. Itâs also managed a solid 4.90% weekly gain, according to CoinMarketCap. Not too shabby, right? But letâs not get too excited. đ
Its recent breakout above the $86,800 resistance on March 24th is a sign of renewed bullish momentum. Or is it just a blip? Who knows! Investors are on high alert for signs of a sustained rally or a potential nosedive in the coming weeks. đ˘
But whether this price surge will actually drive adoption? Thatâs still up for debate. Just like whether pineapple belongs on pizza! đđ
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2025-03-27 04:14