The Blockchain That’s Not Afraid of Darkness

The Digital Dark Ages? 😳

COTI, that web3 platform with a penchant for the clandestine, has finally launched its mainnet. After a laborious two years of development (presumably involving copious amounts of tea and the occasional existential crisis), the platform boasts of being a scalable L2 for all those transactions that require a bit of, shall we say, discretion.

According to the official proclamation from the COTI faithful, this platform is the missing link in Web3 infrastructure. A veritable knight in shining armor for those seeking privacy in a world of rampant transparency.

COTI Launches its Mainnet as L2 for Private Transactions

It seems the COTI team, in their infinite wisdom, have finally seen fit to unleash this technological marvel upon the world. Their mainnet is now operational, providing an extra layer of privacy for those who wish to keep their crypto dealings under wraps.

TODAY!
— COTI Foundation (@COTInetwork) March 26, 2025

This high-speed layer 2, built on an implementation of Garbled Circuits (a rather impressive sounding name), is said to be up to 3,000x faster than existing solutions. It also offers “Privacy-on-Demand” across all major chains, which sounds rather like a luxury hotel concierge service for your digital assets.

COTI CEO Shahaf Bar-Geffen, a man clearly not one for understatement, declared the mainnet launch to be “setting a new standard for confidential Web3.” He even went so far as to call it “the missing layer that turns blockchain into real infrastructure for the digital age.” One can only assume he’s holding a glass of champagne as he types these words.

The future of Web3 can’t be built on transparency alone- it demands privacy that’s fast, flexible, and compliant. With the launch of COTI’s Mainnet today, we are setting a new standard for confidential Web3, delivering Privacy-on-Demand across chains. This isn’t just an upgrade-it’s the missing layer that turns blockchain into real infrastructure for the digital age.

COTI, in its infinite generosity, has decided to celebrate this momentous occasion with an airdrop of 100 COTI tokens to tens of thousands of wallets. Users who add COTI’s layer-2 network to MetaMask will be eligible.

It appears that COTI is determined to make its mark on the world, one private transaction at a time. Whether this endeavor will be successful remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: it’s certainly more entertaining than watching paint dry.

2025-03-26 16:57

COTI Launches its Mainnet as L2 for Private Transactions

Read More