🚨 Trump’s Wild Ride: Crypto ETFs Are Coming! 🚨
It’s Monday, and you know what that means… another day of President Donald Trump making headlines. This time, it’s not about his Twitter antics, but about something even more thrilling – crypto ETFs! 🤑
As the week kicks off, Trump Media has announced its intention to partner with Crypto.com, because who doesn’t love a good crypto party? 🎉 The partnership aims to launch a series of exchange-traded funds (ETFs) and exchange-traded products (ETPs) through the Truth.Fi brand.
“We’re thrilled to sign a non-binding agreement with Crypto.com, America’s premier crypto trading platform,” said Trump, no doubt with a straight face. “We’re going to make crypto great again, folks, believe me.”
The announcement further stated that the broker dealer for the ETFs will be Foris Capital US LLC, because who doesn’t love a good acronym? 🤔 And, in a surprising twist, the ETFs won’t be limited to the digital currency industry. Oh no, they’ll be a “Made in America” extravaganza, spanning diverse industries like energy. Because, you know, that’s exactly what the world needs – more energy-themed ETFs. 🤷♂️
So, there you have it. Trump’s latest foray into the world of crypto. Will it be a wild ride, or a crash and burn? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – it’ll be entertaining. 😂
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2025-03-25 00:41