‘Dead’ journalist claps back at Martha Stewart’s savage response to her ‘horrible’ headlines

As a lifelong admirer of Martha Stewart, I can’t help but feel a mix of amusement and awe at this latest exchange between the Domestic Dominatrix and Andrea Peyser. It’s like watching a high-stakes game of verbal ping-pong, with each blow delivered with the finesse only these two titans of their respective domains can muster.

A columnist who Martha Stewart claimed was dead has hit back at the billionaire businessman and told her: ‘I’m alive, b**ch!’ in a scathing new article.

In a first-person article published on the New York Post’s website on Thursday, Andrea Peyser spoke directly to the 83-year-old homemaking expert and stated: ‘Twenty years later, it seems she is still daydreaming (or planning?) about my untimely end.’

Peyser discussed remarks that Stewart made in her Netflix documentary, released on October 30, exploring various aspects of her life such as her upbringing, her one marriage, and her time spent in prison.

During the documentary, Stewart reminisced about the intense media criticism she faced during her 2004 securities fraud and obstruction of justice trial. She specifically remembered a journalist from the New York Post who seemed quite satisfied with herself. This journalist had penned numerous unfavorable articles throughout the trial.

Stewart commented, ‘It’s a relief she’s no longer around, as we were constantly subjected to her writings. However, it appears Peyser is still alive.’

In an article, Peyser referred to Martha Stewart as ‘The Home Improvement Boss’, stating that it has been 20 years since she swapped her Manolo stilettos for ballet flats, her luxurious 1,000-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets for a rough, polyester-covered bunk bed (the lower half, she complained), as she became the most stylish and irate inmate ever to stay at Club Fed.

Reframing the statement in a conversational, first-person perspective as a lifestyle expert might look like this: “I must admit, hearing rumors of my departure took me by surprise. I can’t help but wonder if I should keep churning out that content some folks seem to find less than appealing.” In a separate instance, I was labeled as ‘a demanding perfectionist,’ which I find a bit harsh, given my commitment to quality and attention to detail.

To elaborate further, I’ve pointed out that the television personality’s wealth seems to have taken a dip, shifting from a billionaire status to merely a multimillionaire.

The reporter continued by expressing that Martha seems to be feeling lonely, and characterized her as a distant and unfeeling mother towards her single child, Alexis.

In a more conversational style, the last sentence could be rephrased as follows: ‘Peyser concluded her piece by expressing sympathy for her, as she is wealthy, stunningly beautiful, and full of creative spark, yet troubled by temperamental tendencies.’

In March 2004, following a six-week court case, Stewart was officially declared guilty for his involvement in conspiracy and obstruction, as well as providing false statements on two separate occasions.

In October of that very year, she was imprisoned, subsequently freed in March 2005, and then stayed under house arrest for an additional five months afterward.

Following the airing of the documentary a week ago, viewers were left speechless by Stewart’s harsh criticism against Peyser. Immediately, social media platforms like X (previously known as Twitter) became flooded with comments about the incident.

Regarding Martha Stewart’s game, someone commented that they were unfamiliar with it. However, another individual expressed their affection for her saying, ‘When it comes to Martha Stewart, I just can’t help but love her!’

A third said: ‘Martha literally has me scream-laughing on this Netflix documentary.’

A fourth individual remarked, “She feels incredibly genuine,” while another said, “This documentary is exceptional! It might not change your opinion of Martha, but her authenticity certainly resonates with me.” (In this paraphrase, the emphasis is on expressing that the individuals find the subject to be genuine or real and appreciate the documentary for showcasing that aspect.)

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2024-11-08 00:52