Coinbase’s Wild 2025 Makeover: Crypto Revolution or Just a Nice Rewrite?
In its grand ‘Coinbase System Update for 2025,’ the company proclaimed, “Hey! The slow, poky banking system? Boring! Let’s rebuild everything on crypto rails!” Because, apparently, the current system is like trying to run a marathon in molasses. Coinbase says, “Crypto is mature enough to do ALL the things-investing, paying, and even your Uncle Bob’s gambling debts-at scale!” Oh, the audacity! 🚀







