🚫 Incorrect Coin Casting: Binance’s Delisting Drama! 🚫

One such unfortunate bystander caught in the tussle is Cardano (ADA), which has seen its price plunge by 3.5% on the verge of New Year’s Eve. In a stroke of irony so sharp it could cut through blockchain, it’s bidding adieu, not with tears and good wishes, but with a lonesome 3.5% stumble.

Bitwise’s 11 New Crypto ETFs: A Russian Drama in 3 Acts 🎭

The list of tokens-AAVE, UNI, ZEC, ENA, HYPE, SUI, NEAR, Starknet, TRX, Canton, and TAO-reads like incantations from a cursed blockchain spellbook. “Zcash!” they chant. “Starknet shall arise!” One half expects a dramatic pause and a tolling bell. If approved-big if, mind you, as likely as a warm spring in Siberia-these funds might, just might, stagger into existence around mid-March 2026. Springtime. When hope is reborn, and so is speculative mania.