đ¨ Market Crash Alert: Is Your Portfolio About to Go Splat? đ¨

Apparently, this chap has sold off most of his positions faster than a Vogon reading poetry, claiming a “major correction” is nigh. And no, heâs not just making this up because he lost his car keys and is taking it out on the S&P 500. The data, as they say, is as solid as a Hitchhikerâs Guide to the Galaxy-though slightly less useful when youâre stuck on a spaceship with a depressed robot. đ¤








