Meanwhile, in the shadows of ruin, our dear altcoins-those poor misguided souls-follow the grand procession. ETH, once majestic, now wails a lament, descending from $3,900 to a lamentable $3,200-its 2025 victories swept away like a bad dream. But lo! Amid the chaos, heroes emerge: HYPE, ASTER, and BGB, gleaming with a mere 6-7% bounce overnight, remind us that in the cryptic carnival, even clowns get their moment to shine-albeit briefly.
During the filming of “Titanic,” the ship model wasn’t sinking at the required speed. The film’s producer quickly gathered a crew who worked tirelessly over a weekend to modify the ship – they cut out solid floors, welded in mesh, and removed weight to make it sink faster.
This is a truly special event. Watching a legend of trap music combine orchestral arrangements with the raw energy of rap highlights how much hip-hop has grown. It’s more than just achieving popularity – it’s a demonstration of artistic evolution, innovation, and the ability to inspire future artists.
According to the Monday morning scribbles-er, filings-this financial daring-do was struck on October 31st under a credit arrangement that essentially lets them tap into short-term cash using their mountainous Bitcoin stash as collateral. The lender? A mystery wrapped in an enigma, with no official name spilled, but one can only imagine it’s a shadowy figure quietly smirking behind a mask of anonymity. The loan is as flexible as a gymnast-repaid anytime, because who doesn’t love a no-strings-attached Bitcoin gamble? 🤔
UBS, in a stunning display of modernity, announced in New York and Zurich the first live, end-to-end tokenized fund workflow using the Chainlink Digital Transfer Agent (DTA) standard. They completed on-chain subscription and redemption requests for the UBS USD Money Market Investment Fund Token (uMINT) on Ethereum. DigiFT, the on-chain fund distributor, heroically processed orders, proving that on-chain order-taking, execution, and settlement can coexist with off-chain systems. It’s like the financial version of a magic trick where the rabbit is a money-market fund. 🎩🐇
While the masses wail about a “crypto winter,” Bitwise’s Matt Hougan offers a different narrative: retail investors, those harried souls, are “in maximum despair mode,” selling into every dip like a child tossing toys into a tantrum. 🤯💸
Emily Turner’s film takes a fresh look at the case of Aileen Wuornos, a woman who was convicted of killing seven men in Florida between 1989 and 1990. She received the death penalty for six first-degree murder convictions and was executed by lethal injection on October 9, 2002.
If you haven’t seen the show yet, you’ll need to watch it soon! It’s leaving Netflix on November 30th.
The 24-year-old former TOWIE star recently shared that she started getting injections to lose weight after gaining a dress size two years ago. Even though she experienced some side effects, she says she doesn’t regret her decision.
The 34-year-old democratic socialist, armed with a résumé that reads like a Marxist love letter, bested Andrew Cuomo, the ex-governor who, in a twist of irony, was reluctantly anointed by Donald Trump as a bulwark against “communism.” Meanwhile, prediction markets-those digital oracles of our age-bet 92% on Mamdani’s win, proving that even algorithms can’t escape the seductive pull of socialism. Yet, for crypto’s denizens, this red-letter day heralds a future where compliance is king and innovation cowers in the shadows. 🤷♂️