Solana’s UAE Conquest: 0% Commission, 100% Irony 🤑

With this act, Solmate crowns itself a titan in the Middle Eastern crypto arena, its eyes fixed on the global throne of Solana validators. Yet, in the grand theater of existence, one cannot help but smirk at the irony of it all. “Growing SOL inventory improves RPC and colocation performance,” they proclaim, as if the gods of technology care for such mortal trifles. “A self-reinforcing cycle,” they add, oblivious to the cycles of history that grind empires to dust. 🌀💸








