Irish Central Bank Slaps Coinbase with €21.5M Fine – Oops, Did They Miss the Money?

Apparently, relying on what must be the most delightfully buggy code since Windows 95, Coinbase’s system overlooked over 30 million transactions-yes, thirty million, or roughly the entire population of a small country-valued at a staggering €176 billion. A number so vast it makes one’s head spin; enough money to buy a small island and still have change for a yacht. 💸