Just three hacks, led by the $1.4 billion Bybit fiasco, accounted for 69% of losses. That’s like saying 99% of your problems come from one guy who just won’t stop texting you about pyramid schemes. Chainalysis, bless their data-driven hearts, noted these hacks were a thousand times bigger than the average “oops, I left my wallet unsecured on a public computer” incident. 🚨
The banking titan has deigned to migrate its tokenized deposit product, JPM Coin (JPMD), from its private blockchain to Base, Coinbase’s public Ethereum layer-2 network. One might call it a pivot, but we prefer “desperate attempt to appear relevant.” 🤡
CryptoQuant’s data, that clever old owl, has been watching the weekly average of active addresses on TRON rise like a chocolate-coated rocket since September 2023. And April 2025? Oh, it’s been a multi-month parade of addresses, clomping along like a line of well-heeled ponies. One might think the network was hosting a never-ending tea party!
New research explores how synchronizing a robot’s movements with a user’s breathing patterns can create a stronger sense of connection and control during teleoperation.
CEO Brian Armstrong is basically a financial wizard who’s decided to turn Coinbase into a “one-stop shop” for everything from equities to crypto. Because why not? 🤝 The prediction market? It’s still run by Kalshi and Polymarket, but Armstrong insists it’s not just about trading-it’s about “gauging what might happen next month.” Like, duh. 🗓️
“Hey Jude” is a hugely popular song by The Beatles with a touching story behind it. Paul McCartney wrote it to cheer up John Lennon’s son, Julian, when his parents were getting divorced. The song’s hopeful message has made it a favorite for generations.
Okay, so you will NOT believe this! Simon Cowell, the absolute genius, has done it again! He’s created a brand new boyband – December 10 is their name, and honestly, they’re already amazing. He searched the entire country for the perfect guys, and the whole thing was filmed! I’ve been glued to the Netflix docuseries, ‘Simon Cowell: The Next Act,’ watching it all unfold. It’s just… incredible to see him build another group from the ground up. I’m already obsessed!
During an interview on The Shizzo Show earlier this year, the 46-year-old pop singer shared that he practices polyamory, explaining, ‘I’m naturally inclined to love multiple people – two or three.’
The token’s recent decline came after a failed attempt to breach the $870 level-rather like trying to climb a greasy pole in a monsoon. It briefly flirted with $860 before selling pressure pushed it back down, firmly establishing $870 as the resistance zone to end all resistance zones. 🧗♂️
Now, hold onto your hats, because here comes the juicy bit! Ripple’s CTO, the ever-enthusiastic David Schwartz, had a moment of unbridled excitement that can only be described as a “Wow!” when his team at Common Prefix announced they’ve finally documented the XRPL’s Payment Engine. It’s like someone found the instruction manual for a very complex IKEA furniture set-only this one actually makes sense!