XRP ETF: Finally?! 😂

This SEC… a lumbering beast, once snarling at every digital shadow, now seems confused, blinking in the sunlight. Leadership shifting, they say. A new face, a new smile, a new willingness to look the other way while the little people gamble with their futures. A convenient softening, wouldn’t you say? 🧐 The government shutdown, a glorious exercise in bureaucratic incompetence, ironically helping XRP? The irony is thick enough to cut with a rusty spoon.

Changpeng Zhao Denies Crazy Rumor of Starting a Crypto Bank in Kyrgyzstan

In a statement that would make a snake oil salesman jealous, CZ shot down the idea of him proposing the creation of a crypto bank called “Bereket Bank” with all the seriousness of a person denying they ate the last cookie. He was quick to make it clear that he’s not interested in starting a bank, even though he’s a fan of crypto-banking relations in a general, far-off kind of way. It’s like saying, “Sure, I like pizza, but no, I’m not opening a pizzeria in the middle of a desert.”