Bitgo’s Lightning Leap: Custody Meets Speed, Darling! 💨

Bitgo, a purveyor of digital-asset infrastructure-a most modern concern-has proclaimed the union of the Lightning Network with its qualified custody platform, situated in the bustling metropolis of New York. This alliance, forged with Voltage (a name quite electric, is it not? ⚡), a preeminent provider of Lightning infrastructure, permits institutional clients to partake in Lightning payments sans the tedium of managing nodes or liquidity. How exceedingly convenient!

Coinbase’s Wild 2025 Makeover: Crypto Revolution or Just a Nice Rewrite?

In its grand ‘Coinbase System Update for 2025,’ the company proclaimed, “Hey! The slow, poky banking system? Boring! Let’s rebuild everything on crypto rails!” Because, apparently, the current system is like trying to run a marathon in molasses. Coinbase says, “Crypto is mature enough to do ALL the things-investing, paying, and even your Uncle Bob’s gambling debts-at scale!” Oh, the audacity! 🚀