Crypto Crimes: How a Cartel ‘Banker’ Got Busted — and Why His Story Features Charcoal Meth

The Justice Department, whose press releases drip with understated glee, tells us Martinez’s task was simple—should one define “simple” as laundering mountains of ill-gotten lucre for drug lords, deducting his nefarious commission, and piping the crypto-cash back to Mexico. One can only imagine the WhatsApp group chats were lively (“Cuidado con las exchange rates, chicos! 😂”).

At Last, Frank Ocean’s ‘Channel Orange’ Is on Vinyl

As a devoted fan, I can’t contain my excitement! Frank Ocean is once again capturing everyone’s attention, even without any fresh tunes. The wait for new music might continue, but a silver lining has emerged: the long-anticipated vinyl release of “Channel Orange” after nearly 13 years since its initial release! Remember when he promised it would be out “ASAP” in 2019? Well, it’s finally happening.

To top it off, his luxury jewelry brand, Homer, has made a grand return with fresh collections and flagship stores opening up in Los Angeles and London. It seems that the Ocean universe is expanding once more!