When SHIBs Burn and XRPs Fly: The Weekend’s Crypto Circus 🎪🔥

In a world where tokens are as fleeting as the morning dew, the Shiba Inu community has been busy lighting a bonfire of the vanities. According to the mystical scribes at Shibburn, 410,749,550,095,727 SHIBs have been sent to the great beyond, reducing the total supply to a mere 589,249,930,585,913. That’s more than 41% of the original tokens, gone like the wind. 🌬️

David Harbour’s Hilarious Tease About Black Widow’s Return Leaves Scarlett Johansson Speechless!

In an engaging chat with Interview Magazine, the stars of “Black Widow,” Scarlett Johansson and David Harbour, discussed various topics including “Thunderbolts” and more. As their discussion progressed, they touched upon the upcoming “Avengers” films, with filming for the first one happening currently in the UK. Johansson casually mentioned this, since some of her old friends like Chris Hemsworth and Robert Downey Jr. are working on it at present. In jest, Harbour hinted that he was still holding onto secrets despite no longer being under contract, to which he added a humorous remark.

Mine for Riches 🤑

But the days of solo mining are behind us. The big boys have moved in, with their fancy data centers and their armies of ASICs. The little guy can’t compete, or so it seems. That’s where cloud mining comes in – the chance for anyone to rent a piece of the action and start raking in the dough.

When Will the SEC Let ETH Stake Like Everyone Else? 🤔💸

You see, our dear ETF, emboldened by visions of passive income—like a cat dreaming of catching imaginary mice—has asked permission to stake its Ethereum holdings and bask in the glory of rewards. A noble endeavor, you might say. But alas, the SEC, armed with their magnifying glasses and rule books thicker than the latest Russian novel, has chosen to delay this straightforward request, lest the heavens weep at the thought of unregulated staking.

EU Licenses for Crypto Giants: A Tale of Two Exchanges 🤑

Gemini, with its eyes set on Malta, and Coinbase, aiming for the heights of Luxembourg, are both reportedly on the cusp of receiving the regulatory nod, according to sources who wish to remain unnamed, as cited by Reuters. One can almost hear the whispers of the market, a symphony of anticipation and speculation. 🎶