Hamster Kombat: The Epic Crash That Left Investors in Tears! 😱

Our beloved Hamster Kombat (HMSTR) has plummeted to a staggering $0.0010, which is a whopping 89% drop over the past year. I mean, who needs a rollercoaster when you have this token? 🎢 Its market cap has gone from a jaw-dropping $437 million in September to a mere $67 million today. Talk about a glow-up gone wrong!

Roadman, a gritty crime sim with prejudice, power struggles, and gunfights, hits Android early access on June 19

The game titled “Roadman” is a free simulation that combines third-person shooting action with a unique criminal management spin. Immerse yourself in an unforgiving environment where everyone’s scrambling to establish their reputation. As the roadman, you’ll strive to create and control your own clandestine organization within this underground empire.

Ripple CEO’s Dogecoin Revelation: Shocking SHIB Plunge and STRD’s Nasdaq Debut!

In a turn of events that could make even the most stoic of butlers raise an eyebrow, Ripple’s very own Brad Garlinghouse has decided to revise his previous opinions on Dogecoin. During a recent soiree at the Apex 2025 event, he confessed that he once spoke of Dogecoin with all the warmth of a winter’s day in Siberia. But lo and behold! The man has had a change of heart. “It’s part of the ecosystem. It plays a role,” he declared, as if he were discussing the merits of a particularly fine sherry. 🍷

PEPE’s Price Plunge: Will It Add a Zero and Hop Away? 🐸💸

Meanwhile, the entire crypto pond is bubbling with signs of fatigue. Major cryptocurrencies are showing early signs of profit-taking, like greedy frogs snatching flies! Traders are flitting about, looking for the next big splash, even as they cling to their hopes for ETFs, stablecoins, and a wider adoption of this digital froggery.