Month: May 2025

U.S. Government Won’t Buy Bitcoin for a Reserve, Says BitMEX co-founder Arthur Hayes

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Arthur Hayes, ever the realist, pointed out that the U.S. simply can’t justify printing money to buy Bitcoin while buried under a mountain of debt. The idea that elected officials would vote in favor of this sounds like a fever dream—especially when the public’s view of Bitcoin is still tainted by images of “Bitcoin bros” dancing in clubs. Oh, and let’s not forget that the U.S. already holds a humble stash of 200,000 BTC seized from criminals, but Hayes doesn’t believe the government plans to expand that collection anytime soon.

Ethereum: The Rock of Stability, But Not the Gem You’re Looking For

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The chart he provided reveals ETH/USD trying—perhaps a little too desperately—to claw its way up from a deep valley, currently trading around $1,845 on Coinbase. While Ethereum has managed to establish something resembling stability, it’s still far from its 2025 zenith of $3,500. A tragedy, really. The poor thing seems to have lost its sparkle. 😔

Clash Royale Players React to Satisfaction Survey with Hilarious Comments

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Feedback from the satisfaction survey revealed some witty remarks and amusing insights, suggesting a close-knit community that employs humor as a means to cope. Fire_Hammer2000, in particular, hit the nail on the head by joking about “No meaningful goal to pursue” being a subtle hint for the upcoming level 16 cards. This observation sheds light on an intriguing aspect of Clash Royale players’ psychology; even during moments of frustration, they tend to laugh things off instead of dwelling in dissatisfaction. Another user, hyperparrot3366, echoed this perspective by playfully warning against the absence of a meaningful goal, anticipating that the developers might capitalize on this opportunity to introduce additional levels or features to keep players hooked, revealing an impressive awareness of Supercell’s strategies.