JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon Sounds Alarm Over US Bitcoin Reserve
With a flourish, Dimon declared, “We shouldn’t be stockpiling Bitcoin. We should be stockpiling guns, bullets, tanks, planes, drones, rare earths. We know we need to do it.” Ah, the wisdom of a man who clearly believes that the future of finance lies not in the ethereal realm of cryptocurrency but in the tangible heft of military might. Because nothing says “financial security” quite like a well-armed nation, right? 😂







