Bitcoin’s Dramatic Plunge: A Comedy of Errors in the Crypto Circus! 🎪💸

According to the wise sages at Deribit, a staggering 92,501 BTC options are set to meet their fate today, with a Put/Call Ratio of 0.89. This hints at a market sentiment that’s just a tad optimistic—like a child believing in fairy tales. Among these options, 48,880 are calls, while 43,620 are puts, creating a notional value of $9.825 billion. Quite the treasure trove, wouldn’t you say? 💰

Dunk City Dynasty Player Tier List

For easier comprehension, we’ve categorized the players into three groups: Strong (S), Good (A), and Average (B). This categorization helps in understanding each character’s potential, allowing players to strategically construct their teams for a prosperous experience on the court.

When $223M Goes Missing: Sui Community’s Hilarious Rescue Mission! 😂💰

In a post on X, dated May 29, our valiant Sui (SUI) confirmed that validators, representing a staggering 90.9% of the total stake, raised their virtual hands in a resounding “yes” to an on-chain governance proposal. This proposal, dear reader, was to transfer the frozen funds into a multi-sig wallet. A critical step indeed, following the $223 million exploit that sent shockwaves through the protocol on May 22. One can only imagine the drama! 🎭