Day: May 29, 2025

“Ladies and gentlemen, I am positively ecstatic to unveil today—this is a world premiere, folks—the crypto assets and digital finance bill!” Farage exclaimed, his voice echoing like a siren’s call. “After months of tireless toil, we shall campaign for this and implement it when we seize victory in the next general election.” One can only wonder if he truly believes his own rhetoric or if he’s merely playing the role of a political bard, spinning tales to enchant the masses.

And let us not forget the carnage that has already unfolded—more than $30 million in SOL longs have been obliterated in the last 24 hours, leaving behind a trail of liquidation debris. One might say it’s like a field of wrecked dreams. The bearish sentiment? Well, it’s as inevitable as the setting sun. What was once a hopeful prediction of $180 now feels like a distant fantasy. Those who dared to hold onto their hopes are being shaken to their very cores. The open interest hit a four-month high, but alas, it was all in vain.

On the 30th of May, the streaming behemoth officially paraded its two youthful thespians, who will grace our screens in an eight-episode extravaganza chronicling the events that led to the spectacular implosion and alleged chicanery of the crypto exchange FTX. One can hardly wait! 🎭

According to the latest murmurs from the bureaucratic halls, these platforms are granted a rather generous window until the aforementioned date to procure their legal licenses. Should they fail in this noble quest, they will be forced to bid adieu to their Thai clientele. The government, in its infinite wisdom, seeks to foster innovation in the realm of cryptocurrency while simultaneously ensuring that all is above board—because who doesn’t love a good rulebook? 📜