Bitcoin’s Feast: Big Money Snatches 26,700 BTC While Miners Yawn 😏

After the latest halving in April 2024, when Bitcoin’s reward shrank from 6.25 to a measly 3.125, the hunger for more grew insatiable. The miners, poor devils, produce only 7,200 BTC in two weeks, while the moneybags pour in, hoarding what little supply remains. Demand outstrips supply? Who would’ve thought! The financial beasts and crypto enthusiasts are now bitterly fighting over the crumbs left behind. 😂

US Credit Rating Plummets! Is the Land of Liberty Truly Bankrupt? 🤔💸

US flag waving sadly

On May 16, Moody’s issued a statement, which read in part: “We do not believe that material multi-year reductions in mandatory spending and deficits will result from the current fiscal proposals under consideration. Over the next decade, we expect larger deficits as entitlement spending rises while government revenue remains broadly flat.” Yes, dear readers, it appears Uncle Sam is climbing a debt ladder with no rungs in sight—and nobody bothered to tell him.

How 14 States Are Relyin’ on Crypto and Making a Bunch of Money—Yeehaw! 🚀💰

According to a fella named Julian Fahrer (who seems to know his onions), these public funds threw an extra $302 million into the pot in the first quarter of 2025. That’s an increase of about 44%—nearly half again! Strategy’s tactic of jumpin’ into Bitcoin has turned its stock into a sort of doppelgänger for the real thing. Trustees worried about custody or rules can just trade these shares like they would any old stock in their collection—no fuss, no muss.

All qualified teams for the VALORANT Masters Toronto

Excitedly, I’ve been keeping tabs on the intense Stage 1 of the VALORANT Masters tournament unfolding across all regions. Now, as a fan, it feels thrilling to know that the final roster has been decided for Toronto! These top-tier teams are now ready to battle it out on an international stage, aiming for the ultimate glory.

Top 3 DeFi Altcoins to Invest in May 2025

DeFi platforms are known for being the cool kids on the block – decentralized exchanges, lending platforms, yield farming protocols, and other blockchain wizardry – all offering practical, permissionless financial solutions that can make traditional banks look like the outdated technology they are. Add in borderless transactions and transparency, and it’s clear why these platforms are gaining traction. 🤑