Wall Street’s Wild Party Hits a Hangover: Why Your Portfolio Needs Aspirin 🥂🤕

BTC, having attempted its best impersonation of Icarus and reaching $104,836, promptly remembered the sun’s heat and tumbled to $102,622 by mid-day Wednesday (Eastern time). Technical indicators—with all the subtlety of a schoolmaster’s ruler—point to “overbought” territory devolving swiftly into “oversold” malaise, after two feckless lunges at the $105,000 barricade. Both BTC and ETH resigned themselves to shedding roughly 1% of their dignity. More adventurous tokens went positively overboard.