This Bitcoin Surge Makes Wall Street Look Like a Bingo Hall—Here’s What’s Really Happening

What’s the real spectacle? Bitcoin, that erstwhile plaything of insomniacs and anarchists, remains loftily ensconced above six figures, refusing to do the gentlemanly thing and crash for everyone’s entertainment. ChartFreedom, with the confidence of someone who’s never lost a penny (publicly), notes that this is no longer the playground for fevered short-term gamblers; no, it’s turned, suspiciously, into a “long-term store of value.” The stiff upper lip of the market, it seems, will not quiver, and if this signals “maturity,” then perhaps we must all start taking digital gold as seriously as meetings that might have been emails. 🧐







