Ethereum Explodes 31%: Will It Finally Shut Up the Skeptics and Smash $2,500?

Listen, yeah, the numbers look great, but let’s not get carried away. Can Ethereum ACTUALLY climb over $2,500, or is this going to be like me at the gym—lots of optimism, but I’m back on the couch in ten minutes. Investors might ruin the party by cashing out faster than you can say “Pump-and-dump.” Believe me, I’ve seen people bail faster during my stand-up routine when I mention the Mets…








