Bitcoin Price Soars Over $99,000, Short-Term Holders Panic, Everyone Else Pops Champagne 🍾

This dance of the digits propelled droves of Bitcoin back above water, according to the steely-eyed gentlemen at Glassnode! And so, while you clutched your copy of Turgenev and gazed mournfully at yesterday’s portfolio, millions of BTC have tiptoed back into profits. Market participants now sip their tea with newfound self-assurance, although one’s butler still eyes the matter distrustfully.

Teen Mom Star Jenelle Evans Throws Divorce Party at Strip Club

On the Page Six Virtual Reali-Tea podcast, I, as a reality star, revealed my plans to commemorate the conclusion of my marriage. Instead of the traditional route, I’ve chosen to host a unique celebration – a divorce party – at a popular strip club here in the vibrant city of New York.