On the first of April—April Fool’s, mind you!—they sent a letter to Judge Edgardo Ramos, as suave as a riverboat gambler, asking for a 60-day breather. “Let’s push back all them deadlines,” they pleads, “so’s we can mull over a peace treaty.” 📜🕰️
After fortifying its base above $588, BNB embarked on a fresh crusade. It stormed past the $600 and $610 barriers, even touching $615, only to be met by the stern gaze of the bearish forces, akin to the trials faced by its brethren, Ethereum and Bitcoin.
The accused culprit claimed in an on-chain message that he lost 2,930 ETH while tryin’ to launder the loot. Guess you could say he got caught in his own scheme!
In a recent post on X, Glassnode, that oracle of blockchain data, has turned its gaze upon the “long-term holder” (LTH) cohort. These are the BTC investors who, having purchased their coins more than 155 days ago, have now entered the realm of the immovable. Statistically, the longer these coins gather dust, the less likely they are to budge. Truly, these LTHs are the stoic sentinels of the market. 🛡️
In the vast expanse of Texas, where the oil flows like water and the sun bakes the earth, U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) has cooked up a scheme as bold as a cowboy’s mustache. On March 31, he trotted out the Facilitate Lower Atmospheric Released Emissions (FLARE) Act, a bill with the noble aim of turning the fire of wasted gas into the fire of digital fortune.
Oh joy, oh rapture! The crypto world is abuzz with the news that Grayscale, those masters of all things digital, has filed with the SEC to list its Digital Large Cap Fund as an ETF on NYSE Arca. Because, you know, we all need a way to invest in a basket of cryptocurrencies that includes the likes of bitcoin, ethereum, XRP, solana, and cardano.
Among the highlights of the Trump administration’s playbook is the artful imposition of tariffs, a move purportedly to balance the scales of trade justice. Yet, this dance of tariffs has left markets in a dizzying whirl, with even the stalwart economies like Russia finding themselves on the receiving end of tariff threats. The US, not one to shy away from a dance-off, has issued challenges to Canada, Mexico, China, and the European Union. In a twist of events, Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum has promised a retaliatory performance set for April3, following Trump’s tariff debut on April2.